Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

Cornelius

A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful brown eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and make sweet gestures in the public. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.

“Who is this guy over there? He looks hot“
“This is Cornelius“
“I WANT HIM“

by Erara November 21, 2021

Cornelius

The second funniest man alive, and a slave

Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius

by Blue boy123 June 8, 2023

Beth Cornelius

When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.

Beth Cornelius showed up and we had to open every door in the house.

by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025

Cornelius

A cornball.

“You a cornball, imma call you Cornelius”

by OKLAMA! June 17, 2022

Cornelius

When someone falls down 25 flights of stairs then gets ran over by a steamroller and shot by Alec Baldwin and then manages to teach you about drugs.

Yooo the do when I look a Cornelius?

by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022

Ty cornelius

Synonymus with trash, dookie or bad at something. Also means to fail at a simple task.

Wow, I feel like ty cornelius cause i messed ip that easy task
Damn you must be ty cornelius because you are bad at fortnite

Fortnite bloom is so ty cornelius

by Theonespeakeroftruth December 2, 2023