doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

corner sun

That quarter-sun that you used to draw in the corner of pictures when you were a little kid.

Bob was feeling lazy in art class, so he drew a corner sun.

by rutzy September 6, 2009

Corbert

A fat ass that is a stupid retard that is just a big baby he also has never road a bike

Phoenix: "Dayton what's the definition of Corbert?"

Dayton: "Just look up the definition of fat."

by Koore July 23, 2019

Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

Creep Corner

A term used to describe a section of a bar, most likely in a poorly lit corner, in which creepy-looking men tend to congregate and stare at the female patrons, usually while holding a cheap, domestic beer in their hands.

"Did you see all of those guys in the corner? They were staring at me all night long."

"I know. That bar is notorious for having a Creep Corner."

by Tampa Lawyer February 3, 2009

ghetto conference call

Situation where two or more people, usually in an urban setting, have a conversation as loudly as possible. The purpose of the interaction is to express an opinion, threat, compliment, or a thread of discourse, and is said in a public forum at the top of one's voice. The call generally concerns a traditionally private or intimate subject, that most individuals would not want to be involved in, but provides free entertainment to everyone in the immediate vicinity.

Jerome and Tyrone engaged in a ghetto conference call, with Jerome's girlfriend, outside her apartment building. Although neighbors and bystanders were not intended to hear the discussion, the drama was witnessed by everyone within earshot. Everyone was amused...

by enemyoffreedom June 25, 2010

voodoo corner

The section of an Asian restaurant that has head-on fish, baby whole squid, and chicken feet etc.

Because of it unusual fare, it is too out there for typical American restaurant-goers.

Hopper: Is it a Japanese place with sushi?

Ralph: Nah it's Chinese, and its cheap and pretty damn good. ...But there is one section I wont eat in.

Its the voodoo corner... Chickenfeet is fucking voodoo man

by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009