cracka

da cops

ooo shit!! da crackas comin to shut yall down

by CRAZY LiL BABY March 15, 2009

Cracka

A synonym for "great" or "phenomenal" used predominantly in Australia and New Zealand.

Oi mate, I had a cracka root the other arvo!

by BasedL0rd January 19, 2018

Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth

Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.

by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009

fanfic crack

A story plot, idea, or character pairing that is so insane or stupid that it could only make sense while on drugs.

SUMMERY: The whole Harry Potter gang are strippers in a New York club! Ron/Hagrid. Harry/Bellatrix LeStrange. Crack plot, crack pairings.

"Hey! I just wrote a Misa/Mello story!"
"Sounds like fanfic crack to me."

by AliceInCyberLand July 2, 2008

Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.

"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."

by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009

Blacks don't crack

The skin of African Americans does not wrinkle and show age as much as individuals from other ethnic bathgrounds.

"Damn, Denzel is in his 50s! He doesn't look that old."
"Yeah, that's because blacks don't crack."

by TworkFan February 2, 2006

Cracka

A derogatory term for any pale and/or white individual who cracks & peel from the Life-giving SUN..

This cracka is trying 2 peel away from the SUN 2 find some shade.

by Neo Morpheus January 19, 2015