Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.

"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.

by chillwill123 March 26, 2009

Double Cooter

When an obese girls fat makes a secondary vagina over the existing one with the excess jiblets.

aww man that bojangles ate too much bacon and got a double cooter

by norcal ninja July 8, 2006

dude cooter

(noun) a man's anus.

See dirt star or Ruby Red Star Fruit.

No, thomas, I will not insert my meat stick into your dude cooter. Go ask adam.

by tyrone the genie April 2, 2010

cocky cooter

Someone completely unconventional

She is not a cocky cooter

by Knowledgeable chick June 24, 2017

Jim Bob Cooter

Offensive coordinator for the Detroit Lions who has played an integral role in transforming the Lions into a semi-respectable NFL team. Best known for having the most ridiculous name in professional sports.

Troy Aikman: Jim Bob Cooter has done a tremendous job with this Lions offense, he's really turned this unit around.

Joe Buck: *giggles softly*

by Bassplayer6489 January 1, 2017

choteado

When you over use something. Everyone has seen it.

I used a pair of shoes for two weeks and now they are choteados.

"What you don't have another pair? Ya los choteaste."

by Siete Guayabas October 23, 2012

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

by BZDS PG July 5, 2010