cooking

the act of masturbation.

dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.

by therocketlaunchers. August 18, 2008

Cooked

To get slapped REALLY hard.

Or you can cook someone else

Did you see sally? She got cooked

by Chacoroniandmeese February 21, 2019

cook

to steal something

"hey man can you cook this for me? it's too sus"

by stealurgirl69 October 20, 2019

Cook

A pseudonym for a cool, awesome, or hip person.

Yo, that kid is totally Cook!

by EAP November 11, 2008

cooking

when someone can party so hard without passing out

A: "you not cooking?!?!?!"
B: "yea dude"
C: "wah wah wah wah wah wah"

by jordan dean June 5, 2005

cooked

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

by Dr Dock December 1, 2003

Cook

To alluringly engage a friend in hot intercourse or other sexual activity. To seduce, but with someone who's more than willing.

I'll cook for you...

by James Beard November 2, 2019