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Vege Cooker

The act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity.
Connor gave Max a Vege Cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.
by Jesatan October 5, 2016
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Cashew Cooker

Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick
by Tax Evader January 18, 2020
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hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
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Slow Cooker

The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.
My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.
by SC King November 5, 2007
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Cooker

Someone that spins your wheels. Is out to ruin your day. Frustrates you. Makes you mad. Makes you hot. Wastes your time. Or just plan doesn't know what they're talking about. Someone that cooks you.
What did that guy want? He didn't know. What a Cooker!
by Mike Mc Kay October 6, 2009
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Spoon cooker

A drug addict who injects heroin from a hot spoon heated by a lighter.
Someone call an ambulance! That's spoon cooker needs the narcan!
by RICER RYYYYYY August 24, 2017
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Cooker

Australian slang for an anti-vaxxer. They are usually against mask mandates, lockdowns and state/international border closures. Many believe in outlandish conspiracy theories.

Can often be seen posting misinformation on Facebook, telling people to "do your own research" and protesting in the streets against "tyranny" and for freedumb. Often votes for One Nation or United Australia Party, but not always.

Comes from "cooked" which is a more polite version of "fucked"

Compare with MAGA in the US, or the trucker convoy in Canada.
"Canberra has a thriving new hobby: watching the cookers" - Canberra Times, 17 May 2022
by Wallywat July 12, 2022
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