converbate

To conduct a one sided conversation. To blather endlessly about one's self but leave little room for another person to speak.

Jody came over to my cube to converbate about her son's soccer game again. I thought she'd never leave.

by kljsfao;dsifjoa December 1, 2007

conversation bumper

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

Conversational DJ

Someone who mixes different parts of different converstions you had together and makes it sound like something you did not say. One who samples differents pieces of conversations together to make it seem like you said something you didn't just as a DJ samples music

My mom is such a conversational DJ, always twisting my words and mixing different shit.

by xxloosecannonxx December 24, 2009

Conversation Assassination

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".

"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male

by AwkwardSilenceGuy August 29, 2010

Conversation Hunter

A person that deliberately looks for conversations to kill.

Kieth: ...and so that's why I always...
*Conversation Hunter enters room.*
Hunter: Penis.
Kieth: ... WTF?
Hunter: My work here is done! *Dissapears*

by 3217 October 22, 2010

conversationg

When someone misspells conversation, you're having a conversationg.

Person1: "no, it's 'you're'"
Person2: "this is such a stupid conversationg"

by Thatguy1467452185627560 November 17, 2013

Conversedative

To talk a lot with purpose, but forget what you're saying.

I just smoked a great strain of Amnesia Haze.....I'm conversedative as fuck right now!

by DrRush May 7, 2018