texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.

by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013

letter of contrition

A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)

My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box

by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018

contrapting

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

I'm contrapting a plan to land this plane.

by Dictionary + August 11, 2016

Constraption

A contraption that is made up of straps. Something used to tie wheelie bins to the back of a car, to get the bins down a long driveway

They’re using that constraption to get the wheelie bins out.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Contraction, contrAction, contractioN

Contraction, contrAction, contractioN

Contraction, contrAction, contractioN

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.

shit i got a brain contraction right now.

by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018

life contraction

The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.

Examples of a life contractions:

He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."

She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."

"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."

by it_only_took_5 December 23, 2018