When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block
by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010
Get the Artistic Constipation mug.Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.
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The inability to relieve oneself of a 'brown baby'. The opposite of diarrhoea. The thing that killed Elvis. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only saviour.
"In the name of all that is holy, I've never has so much trouble taking a shit in my life. That was the worst constipation ever."
by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003
Get the Constipation mug.This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.
Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?
Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?
Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.
by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011
Get the bladder contraction mug.The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.
It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!
by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009
Get the Vacation Constipation mug.Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 23, 2008
Get the emotional constipation mug.Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
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