–verb (used with object), -soled, -sol·ing. to alleviate or lessen the grief, sorrow, or disappointment of something by making out with a smokin' hot girl; give solace or comfort by making out with a smokin' hot girl
Only he could console her under the glow of that low blue light while laying on her bed acting like a total and complete cheeze ball constanly saying the word "console" so much that he misses his window of opertunity but still enjoys a great night of cheeziness, laughing, beer, cake, and ideas of her in a labcoat and lingire.
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uses compact discs as of late 1990s - currently.
some people try to compare wii to ps3/xbox 360 just because of graphics and they have no fucking life.
can sometimes be a timesuck.
uses compact discs as of late 1990s - currently.
some people try to compare wii to ps3/xbox 360 just because of graphics and they have no fucking life.
can sometimes be a timesuck.
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So, did you pick up any chicks last night?
No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".
No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".
by The Good Brother January 23, 2007
Get the console-a-date mug.1. Video games which could have been great on PC's at one time, but were changed to console (or ported from console) by someone who did not understand the benefits and potential of gaming PC's.
ex. - You used to have something cool, but now your stuff
suxors.
"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They consolenerfed Modern Warfare 2."
"This game would have been so much better if the designers didn't consolenerf it."
Often refers to games released by video game developers who started by developing great PC games, but decided to take advantage of the PC gamers by using their profits earned from PC gamers to then focus development for console games (Xbox/PS3/Wii), because the casual gamer could care less about quality gaming which is left to the hardcore gamers who enjoy competition.
2. Consolenerfed - verb -
a. To make something pointless whereas before it was productive
b.To Stop something from working
Usually a term used in online games:
'' Aww Gawd...They Consolenerfed COD MW2 by not including Dedicated Servers!''
suxors.
"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They consolenerfed Modern Warfare 2."
"This game would have been so much better if the designers didn't consolenerf it."
Often refers to games released by video game developers who started by developing great PC games, but decided to take advantage of the PC gamers by using their profits earned from PC gamers to then focus development for console games (Xbox/PS3/Wii), because the casual gamer could care less about quality gaming which is left to the hardcore gamers who enjoy competition.
2. Consolenerfed - verb -
a. To make something pointless whereas before it was productive
b.To Stop something from working
Usually a term used in online games:
'' Aww Gawd...They Consolenerfed COD MW2 by not including Dedicated Servers!''
by DaPahkoDeBBF October 21, 2009
Get the Consolenerf mug.1. A Person who loves a particular game console soo much he will argue extensively the dominance of the particular game console with out the correct information. Generally a pale faced young teenage boy who is frustrated over the fact that his friend has a better console than himself.
2. A person who preferes game consoles over PC's. Again usually a pale faced frustrated young teenage boy who cant afford a decent PC.
2. A person who preferes game consoles over PC's. Again usually a pale faced frustrated young teenage boy who cant afford a decent PC.
Steve - "Your such a console fanboy"
Mark - "Shut up! PS2's are soo much better than XBOX's"
Steve - "XBOX's have better graphics, smoother gameplay, two extra controller ports (sorry Chris you cant play), hard drive that will take a hell of a long time to fill and superb online capabilities"
Mark - "erm.. well PS2's have a button that turns on its side when you stand it up"
Mark - "Shut up! PS2's are soo much better than XBOX's"
Steve - "XBOX's have better graphics, smoother gameplay, two extra controller ports (sorry Chris you cant play), hard drive that will take a hell of a long time to fill and superb online capabilities"
Mark - "erm.. well PS2's have a button that turns on its side when you stand it up"
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