internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.

Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.

by Adrohn February 28, 2012

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

Dirty Conques

This act is when you roofie a female on her period. At the time of sedation, You proceed to have sex with her and fill her already bleeding vagina with semen and piss. As she sleeps, use your cock to stir the fluids inside the vagina which will make a nice creamy mixture. You then use your fingers as paint sticks and proceed to write ancient hyroglifics on her face.

Look.... Michelle passed out. Let’s give her a dirty conques.

by Tbonemac June 13, 2019

World conquest staff

The World conquest staff of the popular roblox game "World conquest" is either full of the most chad people to ever live, like: Phoenix, Marqet, Travel Zap, Tsarvich, Saul, Veronica, sergeant and may others
Or the most virgin mother fuckers in the entire planet like: Harvestann Melvinism Liliez

(nooruallah its in his own category)

Person 1: Man i hate the world conquest staff
Person 2: I love it

by The gym bro May 2, 2023

Conquistador

When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.

Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.

Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.

by RamZer0 June 2, 2011

Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

sexual conquest

a conquest in which you experience a new sexual adventure which after you will never be the same or in other words a magic trick that involves multiple rabbits.

Last year when I went to Egypt I had my first sexual conquest, those rabbits were really furry.

by wabbitlover23 February 21, 2011