Confederate Nut Cracker 

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

Confederate Nut Cracker by Lothar January 13, 2018

Confederate Queen 

A boothang, your lover, lifelong partner, baby girl

I’m hoping to find myself a confederate queen one day and marry her.

Confederate Queen by 44 time all star June 13, 2018

Confederate Facial 

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.

The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!

Confederate Facial by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019

Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.

The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.

Confederate statues by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

confederate flag 

used for people who have piss/shit kinks

just ordered myself a confederate flag! #ilovepiss

confederate flag by orcasoup September 28, 2021

Confederate flag 

A piece of cloth.

A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.

Confederate flag by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Confederate Trash 

noun: A person or people who believe in or willingly uphold a Patriarchal focused society, propagating discriminatory principles which have repeatedly been debunked including white supremacy, misogyny, eugenics, bigotry, etc.

Despite what it’s name may suggest, Confederate Trash is representative of an entire problematic narrative instead of a region- so anyone may be considered Confederate Trash anywhere they need to be identified as such! This term can be globally recognized for describing a nuisance brought upon by extremism.

Boy: “Women need to shut their legs if they don’t want problems!”

Girl: “okay Confederate Trash”

Confederate Trash by ThePageMaister June 28, 2022