Concave

When someone's head is concaved inwards like a brainlet or as if you dont have a brain. Used to diss someone for being a retard or as a threat.

"Yo Jimmy, you know that Nick guy? He's so fkn concave"

"Nick, watch your mouth or I will make you concave"

"Pass me the cheeky Nandos or I will concave your head"

by LANKDORD October 11, 2019

Conchairto

A composition (always in wrestling form with one swift movement) in which the sound of two steel chairs hitting one wrestler's body (preferably a Hardy) stands out in bold relief against the discontent of the audience, so as to display its qualities or the performer's skill.

Jim Ross: Benoit's got a contusion in his arm, and Mah GOD King, those DAMN Edge and Christian monsters are not making it any better with the execution of that conchairto.

by Christian's peeps March 16, 2009

Cochanese

The act of having e-grammar so terrible, it's barely legible.

GuildCochakuneew ned to go to hte sroe ftr ths
GuildMalagant Dude that is Cochanese at it's finest.

by Sodium Benzoate January 4, 2009

CONcrashed

The feeling of extreme fatigue and tiredness after a anime convention. The symptoms include naming anime characters for no reason, uncontrollable raving movements, back pain, and muscle aches. The easing of these pains can be cured with a Red Bull Cola

Otaku#1: Dude whats up
Otaku#2: Dude don't bother me. I'm fucking CONcrashed
Otaku#1: That's what you get when you rave for 8 hours
Otaku#2: Fuck You

by Shibainuaki February 25, 2009

conch shell shots

taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.

Everyone at the party last night got tanked when they all did a round of conch shell shots.

by Bcorb June 28, 2011

Conchcocken

The act of making love to a conch and having ones penis become lodged inside by a frightened animal

Bob was Conchcocken and lost half his dick.

by Sarcasm56 September 8, 2016

The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009