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Conceitisism

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**
by matt williams (PV) March 15, 2011
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Concertitis

Can we go to a concert soon? I have bad concertitis!
by queandsera January 16, 2014
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Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.
Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.
by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017
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The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.
Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!
by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009
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concept albums

Concept albums are albums that are written with a specific storyline or plot in mind. All the songs follow a consistent theme, story, plot, or character. These albums are often epic and tell the story of one or more characters, usually fictional but can also be factual. The story can also be based on facts but has fictional characters. For example, the album "Vinland Saga" (Leaves' Eyes), is a concept album based upon the true events of the Vikings of Norway, commonly referred to as the Norse. However, the characters in it are of the lyricist's imagination entirely.

Concept albums have been known to be present more commonly in the metal genre, but they can be of any genre, as long as they meet the definition of a concept album.
Examples of concept albums:

- Lovelorn, by Leaves' Eyes
- Vinland Saga, by Leaves' Eyes
- The Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
by Crimrose June 26, 2008
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concert junkie

One who goes to many concerts
That dude is a complete concert junkie, he's been to at least 4 concerts this week.
by SamTheConcertWhore December 8, 2013
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Shower Concert

Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.
I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.

In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.
by Lildrav April 6, 2020
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