1/5 compromise

a compromise made on a Minecraft server agreeing that for every one person that doesn't curse is equal to 5 people cursing, thus giving them the power of admin.

In the darkest times of Minecraft the only way to make the game stay Christian was to enforce the 1/5 Compromise

by HentaiNiggaXD October 28, 2017

The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877

An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.

Nobody REALLY knows for sure.

What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.

Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.

There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois

Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"



"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"

by simplygleful March 29, 2009

Compromise

A state with which all related parties are equally unhappy about.

In any relationship there needs to be some compromise

by TGX03 October 12, 2021

Compromise

Some justice and not full justice is compromise. If you buy a new car, you're not pleased if you just get some of it when you paid for the rest of it. If you buy a house, you're not pleased to get some of it, when the rest of it is missing and you paid for all of it. Justice is the same way, they'll try and give a family some justice instead of all of it when their unarmed family member is killed, then try and call it a win- win for everybody. It wasn't a win-win for George Floyd.

There's no good reason to accept a compromise with justice, since that's not true justice. They're still getting what they want when people compromise with them.

by Solid Mantis March 12, 2021

zombie compromise

an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.

1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.

3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.

by Jubilee Dunbar March 24, 2013

compromiser

A person who masters the art of compromising

A SeaWorld employee is a great compromiser because they always find solutions to guest conflict.

by Nini_Flaca April 10, 2018

compromise

Solution of a problem that leaves all the parties unhappy.

They decided to compromise. That's how this violent war begun.

by farkon00 November 7, 2022