Complimate

Complimate is the process of passing a compliment post coitus

Example: "God shag love, have to complimate you for that one"

by Dicksinthearea October 25, 2019

depressed, complicated hipster act

An often repeated theatrical routine performed by certain types of hipsters, which is consciously and meticulously rehearsed in advance. While everyone experiences depression, and experiences it in different ways, hipsters often seek to externalize their negative emotions in a manner designed to give the impression that they are more complicated and interesting than the everyday, garden variety hipster. Recurring themes include: sprinkling conversation with Keats references, wearing tight-fitting and threadbare Joy Division t-shirts, and getting inebriated on expensive cognacs every single night of the week. As with all hipster routines, the ‘depressed, complicated hipster act’ is nothing more than a tiresome fashion aesthetic, as well as a pretentious, stilted attempt at projecting a unique persona.

Normal dude #1: Should we call Simon and see if he wants to grab a burger and a few beers?

Normal dude #2: Actually, Simon doesn’t eat anymore—it’s his latest thing. And, no, don’t call him. I’m getting tired of his depressed, complicated hipster act. We can’t afford to drink in his bars, anyway.

by Morrish Windshor June 1, 2011

complicated

adj. 1. A supremely amalgamated human female specimen 2. A woman exuding hotness 3. An impressive aspect of the female anatomy, particularly the breasts or buttocks

"Hot face, model stare, nice ass, stacked ... Yeah, I'd say she's complicated."

- or -

"Damn yo, that ass is straight-up complicated! I want to motorboat it, but it looks too serious for me."

by cmak May 27, 2006

Complisalt

(noun): A compliment which contains a hidden assault inside. A person may use a complisalt to compliment a person(s) and assault and or take a "dig" at another at the same time.

Miranda- "I am so glad I only have beautiful friends."
Julia- "Awww! Thank you."
Sam- "Did you just complisalt me?"
Miranda- "No..."

by massivemegan May 17, 2011

complicated cat

Someone who is more or less a boring person with a very normal, soft comfy life. They consider themselves special, and create unnecessary drama to make things more interesting for themselves.

Have you seen Mad Men? Betty Draper is such a complicated cat. very important with very little to do.

by redyellowmellow April 27, 2014

Complimate

An insult disguised as a compliment used to secretly burn slower individuals. Can also be used to bait internet bullies who will foolishly think you tried to spell compliment

Paul: wow that was a really nice thing you said about tori
Me: nah fuck her it was a Complimate I meant the opposite of it. And I bet that bully Liz will foolishly pounce on it and make a fool of herself.

Paul: lol
Me:lol

by Bobrossislove July 18, 2016

Complicated Dick

When the dick is AMAZING, but the person tied to it has a lot of baggage.

"Rickie has an amazing dick, but it's complicated as hell."
"OMG that Tyrone is one complicated dick if i've ever seen one."

by DanteJefferson2999 May 16, 2019