christian communist

The logical interpretation of Christian Philosophy. To be a Christian is to be a communist.

“Hey I read the Bible and now I’m a communist!”
“What? Huh I’ve never met a Christian Communist before.”

by Velstadt the Royal Aegis February 19, 2022

Communist Manifesto

Karl Marx's political platform, outlining his beliefs about Communism.

Stalin did not agree with many of the principals in the Communist Manifesto, so he made his own up.

by Me January 14, 2004

Communist-Wealth

The State of Virginia

The Communist-Wealth of Virginia is governed by a pack of lying theives.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 7, 2009

Communist-Nazi

Wolfcastle attacked the 'commi-nazis' in one episode of the simpsons

Look, Get the COMI NAZIS

by Tonyknight May 9, 2005

Communism

A nice idea (Everyone is equal, everything is shared) but one that falls to bits when greedy humans get in the way.

True communism has never been achieved on any significant scale in known history.

by KHD January 10, 2005

falling to the communists

1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.

"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."

by secret trust October 6, 2003

communist

Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).

Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?

What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.

Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!

by Attila_the_Fun November 17, 2015