YouTube Comments

An unholy cesspool of poor grammar, misogyny, and trolling that has never been seen before. One of the main reasons of the term, "I've lost faith in humanity." Don't enter this place unprepared, lest you lose your sanity. Made even worse by the fact that there is a reply AND a comment ratings system, meaning those who actually bring something intelligent to talk about will be be berated for their opinion. Never has such a display of illiteracy and stupidity been given such a public promotion.

An example of the YouTube comments section:

IGN:
Omg Xbox sucs so much, ps4 is gooder than xbox, xbox players sucs

NBA:
Lebrick James sucks so much he the worst player ever floper crybaby

Any video about religion:
Omg Jesus is so fake anyone that believe in jesus is dum

by Boominthunder12 June 6, 2015

go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie

Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not

by Slinky8 August 1, 2018

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

commercial rape

when your your watching tv and there is so many commercials that you forget what you are watching.

The other day when I was watching Family Guy, I got commercial raped and I had no clue what I was watching!

by commmercialrape September 17, 2011

Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.

Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016