Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 8, 2015

Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016

Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.

Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.

by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010

Comshipping

Commonly confused with Proshipping, Comshipping is the act of shipping problematic ships. Comshippers are under the Proship umbrella on communities like twitter. Comships commonly have grooming or pedophile over/undertones, including age gaps, rape, etc. Not all Comshippers are bad, not all Comshippers are good.

Person A: "Well, I caught (Person) Comshipping.."
Comshipper: "I comship, let it slide!"

by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 October 12, 2023

chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004

chopping hands motion

Another thing me and Rich came up with aswell as slammin' doors. the chopping hands motion is a lesser known replacement for the common 'wanker' sign, and involves moving your hands up and down in a chopping motion when they are about 6 inches apart and fairly parrallel. This came about in a bragging contest about the fashion in which we had to pleasure ourselves because of our over-sized penises.

someone-"why are you doing that in Perry's general direction"
me-"for a laugh really"

by Barry the Baptist March 19, 2005

Chopping block

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.

That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.

by Cakes100 February 28, 2018