comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007

comffordable

state of being comfortable and affordable.

These shoes are very comffordable.

by GirlyGirl55 June 25, 2010

Southern Comfortable

Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort

Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.

by Theshatmiester September 10, 2010

Comportable

The subject of thinking of the words, "Portable Computer". In this instance, a laptop.

I will need my comportable for work.

by ComputerTechy May 26, 2009

Comfartable

When you are comfortable to fart around someone

"I am so comfartable around you."

by otherbloodally June 21, 2019

get comfortable

Get out of your clothes.

Why don't you get comfortable while I freshen up.

by Hollowtree April 25, 2017

comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.

A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.

by Jon May 7, 2005