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Coldplay

One of the most amazing bands of the decade.
Composed of four kick-ass members: Chris Martin (lead vocals, piano), Johnny Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass guitar), and Will Champion (drums).
They're latest effort, "Viva la Vida Or Death and All His Friends" is the best thing they've done since "A Rush of Blood to the Head"
No, I don't want to battle from beginning to end/
I don't want a cycle of recycled revenge/
I don't wanna follow death and all of his friends!
-From Coldplay's fourth album "Viva la Vida"; track 10 - Death and All of His Friends
by JHolmes18 October 4, 2008
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1) when someone has sex with a dead person

2) a band that sounds about as good as sex with a dead person
person one: coldplay is my favorite band ever
person two: that over rated crap is like four gay guys having a bad acid trip, which would explain why the lead inger named his child apple. can you say "dumbass"?
by nantucket red December 13, 2008
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The best band ever. Radiohead came first, but Ed O'Brien couldn't tune Jon Buckland's guitar.
Haters can drink their haterade but no one can deny that even if they don't like the music, Coldplay's talent on a scale from 1 to 10, they're about a 57.
by strong badian October 31, 2004
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Cosplayer

HOTTEST MFS I’VE EVER SEEN
probably lgbtqia+

named cameron, reese, ray or smth
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doing a woman with no foreplay.
Man: Was it good for you?

Woman: That was lousy, a total coldplay.
by r day February 8, 2009
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Coldplay

The band that Bono wipes his ass with.
"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"

"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."

"Aw, cheers mate!"

(wipe)
by Degree7 August 10, 2009
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cockplayer

A cockplayer is a pathetic loser having fun with himself, who has no other toys but his dong.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
Look at you! You clam yourself a cosplayer? At best a cockplayer.
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