climate dumbshit

Someone of astounding ignorance who is apparently unable to read the worldwide research on climate change.

It suddenly hit me that Fox News doesn’t cover environmental issues and so the climate dumbshit just remains in the dark.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020

Chimaira

One of the greatest rock bands ever!

Dude!!! Chimaira's "The Impossibility of Reasons is the best song ever!!!"

by popo August 19, 2003

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

climate

What the weather's like all the time.

If it's cold today, that's weather. If it's always cold, that's climate.

by lanteigne October 6, 2005

Chimanch

A person who is multiracial and have Chinese, German and French blood in them.

Ohh that chimanch is hawt!

by Me? It's Kenny September 22, 2009

Coinage Pwnage

An attempt to enter a new term to Urban Dictionary that is foiled by the discovery that the term already exists.

I tried to add 'coinage pwnage' to Urban Dictionary but a straight-up player beat me to it. Next time I should be more clever.

by jackadoodle April 7, 2011