Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Confuckinfused

Being in a state of confusion; very very confused

I’m so confuckinfused on my homework.

by Avaaaaaaa May 6, 2019

Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work

Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit

by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019

Confuckled

To be confused but would like to seem funny

Bruh this test got me confuckled

by Ashley is a qy October 30, 2019

Covuck

A person who doesn't want to get the Covid 19 vaccine because of irrational fears and despite the fact that they have gotten multiple vaccines in the past.

Everyone in my office got the vaccine except for those Covucks over there.

by Pig in the run March 25, 2021

cofcky

Simultaneously having coffee and sex.

Woke this morning with cofcky.

by Tsuga Canadensis May 2, 2022

confucktion

A confused, fucked up mess.

I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.

by Little Bun May 3, 2022