coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

Shit Coffin

n. Port-a-potty, a portable restroom

There was nowhere else to go, so I had to use the shit coffin before I went in my pants.

by SuperCrack November 10, 2010

Misha Collins

Proper Noun
The most fabulous fucking angel in the entire world. We tried to summon him, but you can't summon angels.

Arise Misha Collins, servant of God!

by Improbablebean May 23, 2018

CollinsWorth

Noun- A alcoholic beverage that consists of Vodka, Sprite, and Blue Hawaiian Punch. Is intended to be a sip-able drink because of it's blue flavor. The Hawaiian Punch can be substituted with Blue Kool-aid or Blue Gatorade.

History- The drink was invented by a musician at a party, he claimed that it made him sound better the more he drank.

Man you got to try this CollinsWorth, it's off the chain.

Look at Zach over thur, he's stuntin them dimes with that CollinsWorth.

by Bboy Z February 29, 2008

Colin Forbes

A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.

He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.

by JTinAB April 15, 2009

Coffin Draugr

A senile decaying elderly man aged between 45 to over 9000 who takes the piss by being old and a pain.

Guy 1: "Wish this Coffin Draugr would hurry the hell up and get this queue moving! I'm missing the game!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, sodding git shouldn't be permitted to leave the retirement home!"

by FessSquad October 30, 2014

Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010