cocklamp

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

chocolate mud baby

the term for a giant turd.

DUUUUDE! i just had a chocolate mud baby in there!

by i dont fucken care October 20, 2010

Chocolatey Conveyor

The thoughts of a man who has gone mad over tracksuits and Mr. Cringe branded life sized ginger bread men. Thank you Samuel you strange strange man.

"Won't you come for a ride on my... Chocolatey Conveyor?"

by Mangokokenji April 7, 2022

white chocolate stalion

when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom

ariana: i got some leftover white chocolate stalion last night want some

diana: no i dont want none but who got u it they probably got godd d

by Speedy Freedy Dequaveon August 20, 2020

Chocolate

A term used for anything of a remarkable nature.

Positive:

"Did you see that girl? She was SO Chocolate!"
"That shirt is totally Chocolate!"
"Check out my new phone, it's so Chocolate!"
"Damn that movie was Chocolate!"
"thats pretty damn Chocolate my friend"

Negative:
"That bitch was so not Chocolate"
"There's just no Chocolate to this town"

by Flash321 December 1, 2009

chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005

Chocolate coin

The act of inserting multiple fingers in your partner's ass and moving them back and forth

Lou and Haz got a chocolate coin problem last night but they won't tell more

by Chocolatecoinproblems. July 27, 2019