Cocktails

Very fun to learn. Cocktails will bring our your creativity. Traniing yourself on how to make all the drinks will train you how to serve instead of wasting your life away wishing you could be someone on Instagram

Buying a Cocktail at the Bar won't make you happy, but making Cocktails will

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.

Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008

cocktopussy

A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.

When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.

by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004

Cocktipus

A sexual creature that can pleasure 8 penises at one given time.

1 in the mouth, 1 in the butt, 1 in the vagina, 1 in each arm pit, 1 in the arches of the feet put together, and 1 firmly grasped in each hand.

Holy fuck look! It's a Cocktipus! I didn't know they existed.

by Rodney777 April 26, 2011

cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups

by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007

cactapus

1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.

Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!

Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

cactapus

When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.

"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.

by booyah kid January 7, 2006