When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.
by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008
Get the cocksmash mug.Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack
by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005
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The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.
Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!
by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009
Get the cockstand mug.the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.
by pillihp draw March 9, 2005
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to change the world of PE as we know it
they also will occasionally claim the
names The CT or moose knuckles
to change the world of PE as we know it
they also will occasionally claim the
names The CT or moose knuckles
The cocksmen owned in basketball.
by Moose Knuckles November 9, 2008
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-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.
(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.
(Explination 2)
Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.
(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.
(Explination 2)
Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or
Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
Or
Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
by ImAlmostFunny April 22, 2021
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First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.
First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.
A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'
by ~swan July 1, 2005
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