I met him at the footy once and it turns out he's just as big a cocksag in real life as on his youtube channel
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An alternate term for a hitching post in Professor Preston's something or another podcast. As coined by Snek and Hanz. Listen to the podcast to learn more if this interests you. I don't want to be weird and plug it, so just google it.
We arrived at the pub and tied up our horses to the oaken cockswaggle embedded in the ground out front.
by Gideon the Unbound February 18, 2025
Get the cockswaggle mug.1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
Get the Cockstranaut mug.1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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