cockneybonics

A dialect spoken by some of the most retarded and uneducated in the southern parts of England... A mixture of cockney and roadman(English ebonics) resulting in kids who can't read or write properly...

If using cockneybonics the phonetic spelling for fucking is far-king because they talk like they just finished giving a bj

by Flat.Turd September 27, 2020

cocknetto

when you put your dick in the freezer

just one cocknetto, give it to me

by didsomeonesaydaddy February 27, 2021

cocknmouth

Someone that is pissy or someone you just don't click with

Bro I'm straight up not having a good time with this cocknmouth around.

Facts hes/she is pissy

by 26953216 July 7, 2021

Cockema

The act of manually injecting fluid by means of a squirting apparatus in to the male urethra. Similar to a female douche.

Bro, brush your teeth, your breath smells like a cockema.

by Mayday1132 August 16, 2021

cocknerfing

Pulverizing your homie’s dick.

"I need my cock-nerfed"
"Oh yeah were cocknerfing last night!"

by Cocknerfing April 30, 2023

Cockney-wristed

It simply means having a left-handed grip on a bat or broom (left above the right)

"That boy is cockney-wristed" -- Old Glesga Granda

by Chexsum September 17, 2023

Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.

When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’

by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025