1) US slang meaning 'drat and double drat', 'damn', 'blast'. Commonly used by US Cops on stake outs.
2) To casually create a soon to be web-known, word, phrase or image.
2) To casually create a soon to be web-known, word, phrase or image.
1) Cockameme, I shouldn't have had that last doughnut.
2) (*it's 1974 and...) US cop (a): i think my cockameme waistline can take another doughnut.
US cop (b): O'Rly?
3) UK specific variation : Corking-meme old chap.
2) (*it's 1974 and...) US cop (a): i think my cockameme waistline can take another doughnut.
US cop (b): O'Rly?
3) UK specific variation : Corking-meme old chap.
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Get the cockamole mug.Noun: The act of jacking off, and right when you're about to come, aim it straight up into the air and yell celebratorily.
I was wanking yesterday and finished with a cockamazoola. It was exhilarating, but now I have to clean up my ceiling.
by HimInMeDickIt February 21, 2010
Get the Cockamazoola mug.1. Any person who transports a load of cock(s) within a given orifice.
2. A specially-designed vehicle constructed for the sole purpose of moving large quantities of penii.
2. A specially-designed vehicle constructed for the sole purpose of moving large quantities of penii.
"Pull the dicks out of your eyes, you cockhauling sack-sucking fuckwagon!"
"Quite the cockhauler you have there."
"Indeed. She's got the highest penile capacity in her class."
"Quite the cockhauler you have there."
"Indeed. She's got the highest penile capacity in her class."
by Waylonius October 13, 2007
Get the cockhauler mug.To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"
Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?
Pat:What?
(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)
Brady:COCKHAND!
Pat:What?
(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)
Brady:COCKHAND!
by Clit-Commander April 18, 2009
Get the Cockhand mug.A cockamawhacker is a device used to sever the male reproductive organ of large, husky, 50 year old men. It utilizes a large propane torch with an electric spark igniter and a series of razer blades which arrange to form a 4" wide circle, which then is heated by the torch. You rip the pull cord as hard as possible once heated, then the blades close in rapidly to form an even smaller circle, continuosly shrinking until it closes, completely incapacitating the phallus of the victim. They usually cost around $32.
Abductor: "Do you know this is?"
Victim: "No."
Abductor: "Let me give you a demonstration. This is called a cockamawhacker."
*severs cock*
"EXTREME BRUH MOMENT!"
Victim: "No."
Abductor: "Let me give you a demonstration. This is called a cockamawhacker."
*severs cock*
"EXTREME BRUH MOMENT!"
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