ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

chubby cocker

when a fat guy lays on top of a girl and you can no longer see her.

Drew Carey did a chubby cocker and laid his fat ass on that skinny mudafuckin hoe and that bitch dissapeared.

by big nigg heff May 25, 2009

Cooter Cocker

When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.

Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.

by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012

Twat cocker

An insult, similar to "asshole" or "cunt bucket"

Sammy: I can't believe he broke up with me
Sally: I can, that guy guy was a real twat cocker

by Mrwoopin April 12, 2017

ryan cocker

A boy who would not usually go with his mates but when he is around his mates/girls he could be a bit cockey.
He is not that athletic as in he does not do many good things in life. He can often be known as a person not to like sports.
When he hangs out with a friend he tends to tell lies. He may get angry at his things easily and may hurt someone.
When he may go out with some one he tends to brag. Hee may get things from a friend and not give it back.

Your being such a ryan COCKER today.
(Being annoying in many ways).

by David de marcos June 25, 2017

Flopper Cocker

A Flopper Cocker is someone that likes to flop their dick on other peoples belongings. Flop Cocking is mainly used to assert dominance.

Guy 1 "Hey, did you just flop cock my scooter?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, you deserved it."
Guy 1 "You're such a flopper cocker."
Guy 2 "Okay... And?"

by Javandobutthole69 February 23, 2020