cockstir

An act of revenge against someone, the cockstir consists of you stirring your victim's drink with, you guessed it, your cock.

"That fucker just pissed on my leg"
"Dude, while he's getting you a towel, give him a cockstir."
"A what-"
"Shut up and stir his drink with your dick. That's all you got to do."

by Xionico February 24, 2009

cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.

Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!

by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017

Cocketizer

A foreplay blowjob.

"Yeah, I hooked up with Danielle last night. Started off with a cocketizer before the main course."

by hobbit511 November 24, 2017

Cocktater

When your cock smells like taters.

Guy 1:oh shit bruh I gotta hella stanky cocktater
Guy2: lemme get a sniff
God in heaven: tf y’all niggas doin?!

by J4X0 November 13, 2020

Cockifier

A small race car, constructed primarily of recycled materials. Usually a group project, or kit-car.

Look at Paul’s Cockifier! It’s so fas

I like Karen’s car, it isn’t a little cockifier like mine

by Cofvefe May 20, 2021

cockwater

A super shitty player in a game, specifically overwatch.

Tart you're fucking cockwater bro

by greevesmar September 12, 2021

cockwater

A very shitty player in a video game, specifically overwatch.

Tart you're fucking cockwater bro

by greevesmar September 12, 2021