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Phil Collins

Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.
Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.

Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?

Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.
by WHIZ WIT December 9, 2009
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Dirty Collins

Moments before blowing your load, remove your penis from the vagina or asshole and cum in your hand. After your hand is full of cum, you smack your partner in the face with the cum filled hand, thus performing a Dirty Collins. Smearing is encouraged upon completion.
I was having some angry sex with the wife, so i finished her off with a Dirty Collins.
by BreakerOneNine August 21, 2009
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Phil Collins

A vocal artist and drummer who does NOT suck, is NOT gay, and is a musician with a big heart: he gives to and supports many different charities and cares about many, many people.
He was the frontman of Genesis from 1980 to 1991, and made it big on his own solo career. With the creation of albums like Face Value, ...But, Seriously, and No Jacket Required (Which became the top-selling, most popular album of 1985), Phil Collins has catapulted to one of the greatest musicians of all time.
Oh yeah, Rx; what you said about Phil Collins echoing is highly untrue. When the Hell does he echo? And what filter? WTF, are you smoking crack you dumbass?
by Ryan J. February 23, 2005
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Phil Collins

To pause, during sex, and beat out the "In the Air Tonight" drum fill on your partner's ass.
Guy 1 - "So, how'd last night go?"
Guy 2 - "As it turns out, she was pretty boring in bed. I had to stop and Phil Collins her to pump myself up."
Guy 1 - "Too bad. At least she looks good."
by DCK September 14, 2012
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Collins Scale

A scale for ranking woman at Collins Dormitory at Indiana University. Since the women of this dormitory are not as visually stunning as most women at the University, the regular hotness ranking scale is obsolete. Thus, one has to use the Collins scale, wherein the standards of ranking are extremely lowered. When one encounters a girl who is a 8 or above on this modified scale, then they are considered Collins cute. When one encounters a girl considered Collins cute, then it is necessary to yell out "CC" really loud. If this girl is a 10 on the scale (which is about a 6 on the true scale), then she is considered MEGA Collins Cute.
"Hey You See that girl, she's like a 9 on the Collins Scale."
"Yeah Dude, Hey CC!"
by BearJew91 December 8, 2009
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Phil Collins stairs

any flight of stairs that consists of 9 steps, so that when descended with the correct rhythm, plays the drum fill from Phil Collins' hit, 'In the air tonight'.
me: My new condo has two flights of Phil Collins stairs.
you: awesome! I'm coming over to try them.
by bigcraiginjax August 17, 2010
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Dalton Collins

He is super kind but seems to be troubled. get to know him and hes sweet and sensitive and the best person you will ever meet. he has blue eyes and dark hair and is very sexy. he is a great boyfriend.
by madhatterkeilzey January 9, 2011
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