Coach Bean

An upstanding member of society who builds men of character through football. Truly an amazing individual.

Man, Coach Bean really makes me want to show integrity and be a respectable citizen!

by Pigskin75 May 19, 2017

coach pombo

a weird coach/ substitute teacher that you joke around calling him a pedophile

look at coach Pombo, he's perving on the gym class

by jeffyjeffy7 May 4, 2018

Coach potato

Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.

Don’t hate me because I’m a Coach potato!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 24, 2023

coach zero

Possibly one of the worst head football coaches in the history of the SEC. A fool who can sink a football program faster than anyone else humanly possible. Better know as Ed Orgeron, current coach of the Ole Miss Rebels who has basically ran off every quality player and many fans. Love child offspring of Rob K. and Petey B.

coach zero don't know shit about FOOTBAW

by wsky77 November 19, 2007

Coach Pluta

Coach Pluta is another word for "badass" or "Jesus". He is usually very respected and can run at up to 60 miles per hour. He holds the record for holding the most records in Guiness World Records Book and due to popular belief, he can move objects with his mind. To summarize, he's an all around beast.

Coach Pluta can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Coach Pluta never sleeps, he's dormant like a volcano.

by CoachPlutaisatnk December 16, 2011

coach lostracco

A long time coach at Angleton high school. Standing at 4' 11" tall and 250 pounds, Coach lostracco is at the end of every rainbow. You know this troll looking man, if youve taken health, or played baseball and football.

"Damn is that a rainbow" "Yea, man we better watch out, remember coach lostracco?"

by Angleton Times November 19, 2019

Coach Z

A chart-topping-rapper-come-American-Pastimes-coach. Has a strange, strange accent and a strange face. And "clown feet".

Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

by Upsilon July 19, 2003