Condom

Person 1: I'm going on my holidays tomorrow - I can't wait! XD
Person 2: Where to?
Person 1: Condom, in France
Person 2: Lol.
by Dackstar January 10, 2009
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condom

1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.

2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.

2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.
by Allison1690 September 17, 2006
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condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man, using a condom is like you fuck it and it fucks your girlfriend!
by Syductive December 15, 2008
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condom

It's a rubber sheath that you wear over your penis whenever you have sex. To be used every time, no exceptions. Available at most drug stores and convenience stores, in a variety of sizes. If used right, it will prevent pregnancy. Something everyone would use if humanity were not the terminally retarded species it is.
The Pope doesn't want you to wear condoms. Isn't that rich? An elderly former Nazi who has never had sex wants to tell you how to have sex, and you are going to listen to him? Incredible, our species is doomed.
by the birds and trees March 1, 2008
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condom

fun to poke people in the head with a condom
by THATGUY! September 22, 2005
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condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis
Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.
by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003
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condom

a condom is a stretchy, and protective cover that is used on a penis, there are also condoms for females.these are used to keep semen from depositing into the vagina. and to prevent a pregenacy from happening.
a condom is made of latex, and is used to have safe sex
by a.e.p June 14, 2010
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