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COC

i zhink its uhhh, CLash of CLans but with kbhuumm
Dad: WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING SON??
Child A: I am playing with Child Bs Coc
Child B: ATTACK HARDER CHILD A, YOUR GOING TO WIN
by COCPLAYER December 16, 2021
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CoC

Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!

Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!

James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!

Jenna: On my tits!!!

Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!

Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!

Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!

James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...

Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!

James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.

Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
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COC

Teacher: Who loves Clash of Clans?
Class Clown: I love playing with my friends on COC!
by HotChocolate26503 December 1, 2023
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SMOL COC

WEN YORE COC IS SMOL
JUSTIN: HEY IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE MY GUY UUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUH
JUSTINS FRIEND: BUT I HAV SMOL COC
by Mr.sexyboi December 10, 2020
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coc ireland

It's the gayest people in ireland and clash of clans .. no one likes them
by Jwwiiwi3k November 2, 2018
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coc

"coc" is a definition of not having an answer. However it can be used to insult a person as a joke.
Friend1:Coc, give me 20 Bucks.
Friend2:coc.
by cocalau December 25, 2021
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coc

"Can I see your coc?"
"You have a nice coc!"
"I'm playing coc right now!"
by Harrison Define September 19, 2023
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