cluster fuck

small riot/orgy/state of panic on a small scale

tomy and rob started up one hell of a cluster fuck last night i think zach had to go to the hospital

by NAH MAN U GOTTA DROWN MY WAFEL April 05, 2010

cluster fuck

Any activity involving 3 or more people or 2 or more cars.

I tried to meet those guys at the movies but it all turned into a big cluster fuck

by scott January 18, 2004

cluster fuck

Idiots in tha fucking way!!

Non-Traffic jam on the freeway when everyone goes the same speed creating a blockage and slowing progress

by Money T April 16, 2005

cluster fuck

A group of men arranged in a circle with each fucking the man in front of him in the ass.

Used to describe something that is hopelessly entangled.

Man, I tried to straighten out all the cables in my entertainment center but it was a complete cluster fuck.

by T Keller May 19, 2008

cluster-fuck

1. To cluster-fuck someone is to, with the help of 2 or more accomplaces, gang-rape some unsuspecting victim.

2. Cluster-fucking can also take place on a concentual basis in which 3 or more people work together to violenty satify the clustee.

1. Holy badger-fucking shit, I was walking home last night and I was cluster-fucked by a bunch of horny mexicans.

2. Oh man, I was walking home through the park and I saw a bunch of horny mexicans cluster-fucking these 2 nuns, It was totally bangin'

3. Where have I been? Me and my horny mexican friends have been out cluster-fucking autistic orphans!

by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

cluster fuck

A large assembling of useless identities that do not have any purpose other than to be annoying

Tom Brady thrwe into a cluster fuck of defenders but was lucky to walk away with an incompletion

by Coach Z June 05, 2003

cluster fuck

Term used by musicians when everyone is overplaying and the music turns into a wall of noise.

Jimmy wouldn't turn down his guitar, and Mike kept playing scales on the keyboard. It didn't sound like a song; it was just one big clusterfuck.

by Joe April 21, 2005