Clive

Clive loves drinking wine, while eating Mushrooms. He's also known as Mario, due to his Mushroom obsession. And still believes he is number 1 Porter, when infact he was number 4.

Clive is a Fungi

by CG83 November 24, 2021

35 clivee

35 clive is a sexy lad who appeared in charlie and the chocolate factory as a oompaloompa heloves to sit on little lads
he is also about as tall as a nike shoe box so
watch out before he bites your kebab ankles and he also loves to do
naughty business with purple aki

Beware! 35 clivee will munch your nuts for £5

by Battyneek01 January 11, 2022

Clive

Clive will definitely shank you up with his dodgy mohawk hair. He also will randomly walk into your classroom for no apparent reason..

"Yo did you see that fight earlier?!"
"Yeah it was pretty sh-"
Clive ; "someone call?"

by penisluvr69 January 25, 2021

Sweaty Clive

A slippery neckbeard that's hard to pin down.

Every time I think I know what's going on that Sweaty Clive throws out something random.

by HotJohnnie808 March 14, 2019

Clive

Verb
Dry Humping: When a person is super horny and goes up to another individual, either in a public or private setting and begins thrusting with their lower body onto the other person's genatalia.

Means of showing attraction while fully clothed

Jenna: Did you guys fuck?
Sally: No I was on my period so we just clived.

Dude 1: That joint is so hot at the bar.
Dude 2: I'll give you 5 bucks if you Clive her.
Dude 1: Bet.
Starts humping crazy joint at the bar, Dude 2 venmos 5 bucks

by Cliving n' Jiving March 26, 2019

Clive

Clive is a commonly used word to describe a pedophile.

Did you here about that 7 year old boy whose best friends with Clive, what a pedo

by amypercy April 18, 2020

cliveing

good looking

thanks for cliveing me

by oceanliner December 18, 2019