chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

by summix May 8, 2008

Chimpwash

its a term of affection/humour because a chimp in a dishwasher is a humorous thing to see

Wow check that chap out he is so chimpwash

by Jimmy Sideburns May 4, 2009

Clamp Juice

A drink that gives you godly clamps even against the sauciest of players

Bro let me get some clamp juice, this dude about to break me otherwise.

by Lil_Femur June 2, 2018

chimpolupa

A creamy daddy monster who just wants to play but you don’t want to play with them so you write a wattpad story about them and they cum to your house and kill your uwu cuddle bear in the middle of the night but your discord kitten saves you uwu 🥺👉👈

That chimpolupa tried to play with me last night! Good thing my discord kitten was there to fight them off with their uwu power.

by redtomatosauce November 30, 2022

Welfare Chimp

A person who recieves government money (welfare), lives in government housing, and is liable to become severely angered and hostile upon notice of eviction and termination of welfare payments.

P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?

P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.

by Garry Squarepants May 25, 2018

Simp Chimpin

when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.

Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.

by BroManDan August 24, 2020

Cowboy Clamp

When a cowboy uses his muscular thighs to block all the airways of a victim until death. Tea Bagging occurs.

Vern put Jeremiah in his cowboy clamp at work today.

by IMyourDingleberry September 18, 2020