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Climate Chaos

The newest hip term for "Climate Change" which relpaced "Global Warming" which, actually, are both being slowly replaced with "Global Wierding" after the earth stopped warming and began a cooling trend that started in 1999.

In this latest edition of "Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding", Climate Chaos will bring wars throughout the world due to migration from famine, water shortages, declining crop yields, floods, rain, snow, sleet, heat waves, earthquakes, tornadoes, waterfalls, softball-sized-hail, hurricanes, droughts, etc..
If we don't stop driving our SUV's and cut carbon emissions we will be destined for World War III because of all the mass migrations that will ensue from the upcoming climate chaos.
by worldkingproductions October 27, 2011
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Climactful

Word made up by Tai, and has Mongolian roots, like Tai. Just ask her I guess...
That movie was climactful - Tai
by mrvenusk98 October 11, 2014
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Hot Climate Trash

Brendens ability to talk big in fantasy but finish in last place
by Matt18165 October 1, 2019
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Climato

When a man is about to climax but pulls out of the vagina and sticks his cock in the girls ass and cums.
damn son that bitch last night let me climato, that shit was crazy!!!
by playa hattta July 23, 2009
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climate hipster

noun. an individual who, despite the official statements of a large saturation of scientific research foundations, denies the fact that human interaction with the environment has had detrimental outcome.
Jeremiah: All this global warming stuff is bullshit. Have you read those emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax?

Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.

Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!

Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.
by dqv February 26, 2012
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La Mirada Climate Bubble

A climate phenomenon that has caused the climate of La Mirada to stay at a chill 62
degrees. The inhabitants of the city prefer weather that is 62 degrees, no more, no
less.
Boy: You're not cold??

Girl: Nope, its a nice 62 degrees.

Boy: Durp, I forgot you lived inside the La Mirada Climate Bubble.
by candycrazee October 12, 2011
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Climate change

A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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