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Clemson shocker

Only legal since Trump became president. You get to legally grab your opponent by his man pussy in front of a national TV audience and no flags are thrown
When the Ohio State player was on the ground, the Clemson player used the Clemson Shocker to try to make him fumble the ball
by Slythesportsguy January 1, 2017
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Cleon

A bad-ass warlord of the Coney Island Warriors in 1979
Rembrandt:No problem Warlord,I'll take the Warriors all city..
Cleon:Don't get ahead of yourself young blood.
by Magicstar1992 October 28, 2010
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Cleamon

To titty fuck; a combination of semon and cleavage
Im gonna cleamon you so hard you won't even know it
by fartbag22 January 31, 2006
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Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.
Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.
by hyphyee May 1, 2011
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clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis
last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.
by braunj8840 June 24, 2011
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Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.
"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "
by Muttkins June 1, 2014
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Clemson Tigers

Ohio State's Daddy
Ohio State is 0‐4 all time against the Clemson Tigers, making them OSU's Daddy.
by Gottapee August 2, 2020
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