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clearly

Used to emphasize a phrase or statement to the listener indicating something that is not know but should be. Akin to recognize. Can be used seperately.
sentence: Clearly that nig thought he was coming over.
or
Clearly, she doesn't know who the f- she's talking to.
by ajs January 17, 2005
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beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.
Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.
by Fran December 31, 2003
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Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!
I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!
by J.J September 18, 2005
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cleaveland brown

a person of either sex with a great body and ugly face
symbolized by the cleave brown's nice uniforms and ugly helmets
guy 1:she is a cleaveland brown
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nice uniform...ugly helmet
by King of Mikes March 24, 2006
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Cleavers

A term used for mocking someone with a large cleavage.
Macy: " ... "
Person: "What's wrong, Macy? Cleavers got your tongue?"
by knowyourxxx March 4, 2017
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Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.
"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".
by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007
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Juve Cleaver

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!
by paulvmunix December 21, 2007
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