Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

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Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

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Wendys Cleanse

The latest and greatest fad diet.

Me: just ordered a wendys frostie!
Also me: time for that wendys cleanse!

by Clownlord July 8, 2021

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Jahn Cleansing

When someone Goons on Yo Butt.

"How about I Goon on Yo Butt" - Jahn, 2025

if you don't shut yo mouth imma give you a Jahn Cleansing

by Fluffy4Skin July 21, 2025

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colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022

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When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 29, 2017

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