Clarence Center

A suburb off Buffalo, that is made up of rich people, hicks, and potheads. Flight 3407 crashed here in 2009.

There is a very small population of black people and they usually move back to Buffalo within a year or two because everybody is racist!

John: hey dude do you want to go to Clarence Center NY?

Alex: What are we going to do? Smoke pot, meet rich people or plant corn?

by Buffalonian4life July 30, 2011

Clare

Appears to be shy and anti-social and a little awkward, but once you really get to know a Clare, they will open up to an amazing person.
A Clare is caring and there when it counts.

Clare is sweet and beautiful and loves to love and be loved.

Clare was not afraid to go out of her way to help others, but when asked a simple question she shies away.

by thebandanakid December 2, 2010

claired

when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.

Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!

by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008

Clard

A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.

Ethan you’re a clard.

by youngqwerty April 25, 2019

Maurice Clarett

Former running back for ohio state, was recently arrested in August of 2006 for making an illegal u-turn, and cops found 3 handguns and a loaded AK ready to go in his car, and some grey goose vodka

Maurice Clarett may have had connections with an isreali mafia

by -=<+>=- September 8, 2006

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

chantal claret

The ubersexy frontwoman for the New York band Morningwood. Also the best dancer ever (next to Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.

Holy fuck, have you seen the Jetsetter music video? Chantal Claret is fucking gorgeous.

by Maybell1ne August 20, 2006