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Chlamydia Mary

1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."

2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
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chlamydia

A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad
"Damn cuh, I think I got down with chlamydia. Imma go knock back a shot glass full of triflic acid.
by pissjug97 August 5, 2022
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Chlamydia

something yo ass gon get if you keep fucking other people
Clara got chlamydia because she was messing around with other dudes.
by trippleog January 2, 2023
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Chlamydia

Jake hobbo has chlamydia!!! Stay away!!!
by L dawg k dawg November 22, 2022
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clemydia

The ass hurting diseases that spreads from horse penetration
Oh no I have clemydia
by Giggleshit July 30, 2024
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Clemydia

Oh no I have gotten clemydia
by Giggleshit July 30, 2024
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Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
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