chauffeur

A man who is a free ride for a woman. He pay's for everything and provides transportation but gets nothing in return.

Jack: "Connor, what the hell!"
Connor: "What."
Jack: "Dude, you are being a total chauffeur for Kelly."
Connor: "Awww, shit."

by eatinthehippie23 February 27, 2009

chuff

anglo-slang for snatch, vagina.

"How's the weather in Phoenix?"

"Dryer than a nun's chuff."

by ixnay5 October 8, 2005

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

Chuff Nuggs

Smoking weed, poking smot, burning trees. Originated in 2008 in Boulder, Colorado

"Chuff nuggs?"
"Chuff nuggs..."
(Nuggs proceed to get chuffed)

"Look at his eyes, you can tell he's a nugg chuffer"

by Moey Fresh October 18, 2008

Chuffapotamus

A minger with an especially large butt.

Debbie's a right chuffapotamus since she ate all the pies.

by randomchancer January 28, 2010

Chuffinelles

The Chuffinelles were an all women band who performed up and down and around Sheffield, England, in the 1980's. They achieved some recognition as a result of their politically charged performances which focussed on poverty, unemployment, and the demise of the British steel industry which was a major employer in the Sheffield area.

Hence, Chuffinelles can be used to describe actions by people who make people take notice of the kinds of injuustice that fly past the attention of regular media and are forgotten about, (or so politicians wish).

Chuffinelle's origins: Chuff is a local slang word for vagina. Chuffin' 'Ell is equivalent of saying "Fucking Hell"

People today rent because they can't get a mortgage, and the landlord charges them primo rent and gets away with it, is on the look out for something he can evict them over.
These people need the A team or some Chuffinelles.

by izzit413afw March 17, 2010

chuffin snout

Scottish term for smoking a cigarette.

aye ah seen him chuffin a snout at the bikesheds
Aye aht cunts always chuffin snout

by gregory young squad February 14, 2015