The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.
by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010
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by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010
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Get the Crushing mug.A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.
Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.
by ilbisaac September 13, 2005
Get the crumping mug.I heard Drew was butt crushing Emily at that party last night, that's why shes's walking funny today.
by HauckaFlocka/T-Pimpin March 2, 2011
Get the Butt Crushing mug.A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.
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Get the Crumping NOLO mug.When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 5, 2017
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