crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.

I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.

I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School

by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010

Crushing

1. When you start to like someone, but you are to shy to say it in front of him/her.

Hey, I think I'm crushing on that girl right there, she looks hot.

by DoctorDr December 14, 2016

crumping

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.

Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.

by ilbisaac September 13, 2005

Butt Crushing

Verb

Having agressive anal sex without lubrication.

I heard Drew was butt crushing Emily at that party last night, that's why shes's walking funny today.

by HauckaFlocka/T-Pimpin March 2, 2011

Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.

Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017