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Christday

Your birthday is like 3 days before christmas so everyone gives you one present for your bithday and christmas. If you have christday. You're very ripped off.
Bob: "Heyyy Joe whered you get that camera?"
Joe: "ChristDay"
Bob: " ooooo bummer"
by Nick Wiltse January 4, 2009
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chrismole

a girl that practically lives in the library and is very nice, generous, beautiful, smart, caring, yet sometimes annoying. only a little bit though. she's also pretty ditzy and sometimes overwhelmed by the numerous things she does in life. And above all, shes very beautiful and is a great friend.
Wow, she's being a chrismole right now.
by ro0m 307 April 5, 2010
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Chrisellyn

An Asian girl who does not have any other definition
Chrisellyn is Asian
by Sam Twayne July 30, 2018
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Christel Ann

You can charm somebody, specific a teacher. You have a bestfriend that has the first letter E. And if you hang out or are bestfriends with someone else then shes fake. (Mabye her first letter is V? Then shes just using you to be popular. And you hang with E (your best friend) just because she is best and yeah. And you got popular of her, you didnt want to be but anything for E!! E+C=life goals. And E (you bestfriend) needs to have brown hair! Like E (your bestfriend)
Bestfriend: stop eating that! U will Get fat!
Christel Ann: please -cry-
Bestfriend : Ugh, you cry baby
by Soyeahidontknow March 16, 2020
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Christallica

(noun)An example of Christian Death Metal; take on "Metallica".
Man, I love Christallica almost as much as Jesus fucking Christ!
by Kate January 14, 2004
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Christory

Events that have taken place through out someone's life named Chris.
Chris - The day when I got sun burnt all over was a bleak day in Christory.

Jon, - I was there, I know exactly what you mean
by WiredTangenT December 15, 2009
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chrismoyles

Tubby, rolly polly DJ, has trouble getting up in the morning. Eats mainly chicken pie and chips, and drinks larger. Smokes. Has a very tender pair of nipples which will bleed up to 22 pints in an hour after jogging from the pie shop to the Pub. Interestingly he was not born in Leeds, as everyone thinks but actually Nempnett Thrubwell near Bristol and was educated by Trappist monks who ran a centre for Lap Dancers who failed their MOT. Ian Hyland of the Sun recently said of chrismoyles
"I think he is talented and quite frankly the sexiest man on the Planet"
joewhiley has been dating Chris Moyles for 4 years now, and friends report chrismoyles was very pleased when on Valentines day this year he managed to get to second base, it was homebase first then Chivenor, a RAF base in Gloucester.
chrismoyles producer aledjones recently painted chrismoyles flat a two tone coffee and wall nut combination, he finished the rooms with flock cushions and organza.
There is a DJ who is on radio one and he is called chrismoyles.

He has a fan site where all the posters hate him it is called chrismoyles, net is the singular of nets which are used to catch fish.
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