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Christmahanakwanzakuh

not a holiday, sopossedly christmas hanakuh and kwanza combined, people say it in a greeting in fear they might offend someone by saying the wrong holiday, its on a cell phone commercial...
Happy christmahanakwanzakuh!!(i dont know what you celebrate)
by i hate this word December 7, 2005
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Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006
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Chrismiss

The term used whenever a dude named Chris, Christopher, Christian, Kris, or Kristof ends up not making it home for Christmas. Sometimes a Chrismiss happens multiple years in a row.
Chris told me yesterday over the phone on the 24th that he wasn't making it home again for Christmas. This is now the third time in a row so it's going to be another Chrismiss.
by Circa 1993 AD December 22, 2016
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christmahanakwanzika

The ultimate winter holiday combining, christmas, hannakuh, and kwanza, so no religious faiths are left out. Presents/gifts are included, and all the holiday rules from each one included in the title apply.
Happy christmahanakwanzika!!!!!
by Creeper(0_o) December 17, 2008
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Christams

Now we can all be ass-hats.
by B-Drac October 3, 2003
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Chrismahanukwanzakah

It's ok if you're a Muslim, a Christian, or a Jew.
It's ok if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do.
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation.
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.
by yosoysean December 23, 2004
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Chrislamism

A hybrid American religion formed by the combination of dogmatic, Bible thumping Christianity with the worst of Islam, especially popular among American self-righteous wingnuts.
Despite the alleged separation of church and state, the U.S. government is now greatly influenced by Chrislamism.
by Richard Kelly September 11, 2005
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