A dick that is fucking wider than it is fucking long and looks like my stupid-ass mother-fucking teachers face. It looks like a giant dick watermelon. No offense if you have one!!!!
I looked at my teachers face and was like, "What the fuck you have a chode?!"
Some people are retarded and think a chode is a penis wider than it is long. First of all, i don't think that's possible. A chode is the skin between your ball sac and your asshole. If a guy has a penis wider than it is long, wow, that is very sad.Your penis must be very short then.